Rude Gold Robber
Rude Gold Robber(Let’s just call him RGR for now!) was a very rogue and crazy criminal who stole gold from everywhere around the world. He was a very good robber indeed because no one saw him, but everyone made him a CRAZY nickname ‘Rude’ came from the graffiti found inside the banks and other places he robbed had lots and lots of mean stuff in the graffiti like… You will never catch me . And the ‘Gold Robber’ came from him because he robbed gold.
One time he got tasered in the butt by a cop and went to jail. In jail he put tons of toilet paper on the cell’s bars, the guards tried to cut it and they did, but not before RGR flushed himself down the toilet and into the sewer where he went up through his hideouts sewer drain. The news that RGR broke out of jail spread fast, and soon everyone around the world started to search for him, but NOBODY found him. RGR continued robbing gold everywhere he could. And soon the world’s gold was disappearing very fast. Like the Flash was robbing it. (Haha Flash) But the Flash wasn’t. Flash: “You’re wrong! I am!”
Me: “Wait you’re robbing all those banks?!?!?! COPS!!! OOOHHH COPS!!!”
Flash: “WAIT!!! NO!!! I mean you wrote ‘But the Flash wasn’t Flash’, you’re wrong! I am the Flash!”
Me: “You’re forgetting the period after ‘wasn’t’. There was a period in between ‘wasn’t’ and ‘Flash’.”
Flash: “OH, SHUT IT!!!”
Police Man: “Hey you! Flash you’re under arrest for saying something mean in a perfectly amazing book!”
Flash: “You should arrest this guy who’s writing this book! He’s writing about robbers, and actual robbers could use this information!”
Police Man: “Now you just gave that information to the robbers who didn’t know how to use this book! So now you’re really under arrest!!!”
Me: “Bye Flash!”
(Flash in the background): “WHY AM I GOING TO JAIL I AM A SUPERHERO!!! I PUT BAD GUYS IN JAIL!!! I’M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN JAIL!!!”
Police Man(In the background too): “Well that’s where you’re going Flash so get in the car.”
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